The Finer Things

The Bookmaker’s Board

The Odds

Gameweek 6

Finer Things Premiership

  • NamsArmyOfChampions39projected against45Scranton Stranglers

    NamsArmyOfChampions 36 percent to win, at +178. 2 percent draw. Scranton Stranglers 62 percent to win, at -163. Projected 39 to 45.

  • Chadvera FC46projected against55PopeJohnPedro

    Chadvera FC 33 percent to win, at +203. 2 percent draw. PopeJohnPedro 65 percent to win, at -186. Projected 46 to 55.

  • Wester Ham41projected against49Major League Saka

    Wester Ham 34 percent to win, at +194. 2 percent draw. Major League Saka 64 percent to win, at -178. Projected 41 to 49.

  • Weebs United59projected against47TOOLC FC

    Weebs United 69 percent to win, at -223. 2 percent draw. TOOLC FC 29 percent to win, at +245. Projected 59 to 47.

  • Stinkcopper FC48projected against46Nunes Business

    Stinkcopper FC 54 percent to win, at -117. 2 percent draw. Nunes Business 44 percent to win, at +127. Projected 48 to 46.

The chalk: Weebs United at 69% over TOOLC FC. The coin flip: Stinkcopper FC and Nunes Business, 54% to 44%.

Prices are simulated from posted squads, recent minutes, and the classic game’s own projections. Ten thousand runs of the gameweek, rounded. Fair odds, no margin. The draw isn’t quoted, so the two prices imply a little under 100% — the missing sliver is the draw’s own chance, shown in the percentages. For entertainment only — no money changes hands at this club.